EPISODE 1/Clearance
( September 16th, 2002 )
Here at Bog-Standard Automotives, we strive to provide you with decent-quality vehicles that work just enough.
We've got a clearance sale going for everything, so come down to- you heard it- Bog-Standard Automotives..
At 317 Thornemire Ave.. that's Three-One-Seven... Thornemire Avenue.. located in Ichorholm.
Remind me why you thought it was a good idea to make an advertisement?? This is horrible..
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Enough of that. Is there seriously nothing better to do than to watch TV all day?
YOU'RE BEING SO PESSIMISTIC. THERE'S LOTS TO DO OUTSIDE.
YOU CAN PLAY A GAME, YOU CAN LOOK AT THE CLOUDS,
YOU C.. YOU AREN’T LISTENING!!
Yeah, 'cause you've done nothing but watch TV all day. Pipe Wrench has a point, you know.
You should go outside for once..
( you're indirectly agreeing with yourself.. )
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Look, we're gonna head outside and meet up with Bowling Ball and Refridgey. If you want to mope around all day, that's on you.
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